5. Spill beer or coffee and wipe it with your foot or sock. Pretend as if nothing had happened.
Woman thinks: Come on! I see this. Everyone sees this.
6. Looking constantly at mirrors, shop windows, and puddles, and saying, “I do not care what I look like!”
Women thinks: Please, your look is more important to me than mine. Stand by!


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