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– Business lady, owner of a porn studio, author of an autobiography …
Perhaps in the life of Tera Patrick, which will be discussed in this article, there really was a similar conversation. So, the biography of one of the hottest women the porn industry has ever known!
WHO IS MISS TERA PATRICK?
Do you think jokes are joking with you? By the way, this lovely lady really made the list of fifty sexiest Asian female porn actresses of all time! Do you think now there will be a joke about the fact that she was there in last place? Nope, on the second. No, not from the end, but why are you so restless!
… no, no voices in my head, why are you asking? ..
Ahem, but oh well. About Thera and her biography.
Tera was born on July 25, 1976, that is, according to her zodiac sign, she is Leo. Well, you can see from her, you look at this beauty. She was born in Great Falls, and yes, it looks suspiciously like Gravity Falls, but no, no Miracle Shack is there, alas, and the twins Mabel and Dipper Pines did not run past either. Sadness is sad.
Generally, Great Falls is located in Montana, and, in fact, in America there are quite a few cities whose names end in “falls”. This means that in this city or nearby there is a waterfall, after which it was named, because a waterfall can be said not only as “waterfall”, but also as simply “fall”.
Tera’s real name sounds much simpler than her pseudonym: Linda Ann Hopkins. This is probably why Tera decided to change this simple name to something more memorable: Linda and Ann are common names, and Hopkins is associated only with Anthony Hopkins, and if he eats someone’s vaginas, then literally.
(An educational moment about English continues: the word eat in English means both “eat” and “do cunnilingus”, because from the outside it really looks like eating a vagina.)
Tera is a girl with a pronounced Asian appearance, dark-skinned, dark-eyed, and black-haired, and her hair color seems to be natural, which pleases. She is tall enough for a porn actress (short girls are more quoted here, because next to them a man of even the most unimpressive dimensions will seem like a giant and stately alpha male): 172 centimeters. She weighs very little – fifty-four kilograms, that is, Tera is very thin.
The body parameters are close to the model ones, however, in order for the girl’s breasts to become such, Tera had to undergo an operation and insert silicone implants. This is not surprising, given that Asian girls are rarely curvy. Now her parameters are 90-60-85 (because the hips of Asian women are also narrow). Considering that now she is neither more nor less than forty-four years old … Wow! Impressive, keep it up, seriously!
As it is easy to guess from the place of birth of Tera and her appearance, she is from a family where the father and mother are representatives of different races. So it is: Tera’s father is from England, and her mother is from Thailand, and they met during the Vietnam War. Yeah, seriously.
Probably, the story was interesting and passionate, because Tera turned out to be the fruit of this passion. But the couple soon broke up: Tera’s mother went back to Thailand, and the baby and her father moved to San Francisco. Her father had no more women. Perhaps he watched every day how a small, obviously Asian-looking girl was growing up and remembered his only Thai love … Or perhaps it was too romantic, and he was just scary, like a nuclear winter.
In front of the cameras, Tera first appeared at the age of thirteen – she began to earn money as a model. What nature these photos were is not specified, but let’s hope for the best, because if it was erotic … Ouch. Well, the porn business is, of course, always balanced on the brink of a foul (ba-dum-shhh, given the place of birth of the heroine of the article), but not so much, hey! Thirteen years!
In any case, Tera took a long time to enter the porn industry. At eighteen, she finished filming for magazines and entered the university. Received medical education, can provide medical assistance as a nurse. Do you already want to google, is there any porn with a relevant plot? Nobody has the right to judge you!
Plus she studied microbiology and even got her bachelor’s degree. It sounds impressive, but actually it’s the same as just getting a diploma in Russia, because there is also a bachelor’s degree here.
After she wanted to continue her education and moved to Santa Barbara, she entered another university. But without the support of her father, it was difficult to combine her studies and attempts to provide for herself, so the girl again began to be photographed for money. This happens in the ninety-fourth year. And then her photo sessions already began to acquire an erotic character.
CAREER SUCCESSES
At first, Tera was filmed for light pornography – a little nudity, candid shots and poses, then light. “Vanilla”, as it is commonly called among lovers of BDSM, sex … And then she moved into the genre of BDSM, fetish and hardcore.
She also starred in the films of Andrew Blake. It is worth noting that although these works are called “hardcore”, in fact, rather, they only exploit the aesthetics of BDSM: the contrast of a naked female body, tender and pliable, and skin, bonds, drops of hot wax on a tight girl’s tummy. Also, these pictures mainly show the relationship of lesbians.
In this genre, she quickly became very popular, one of the most popular fetish porn actresses in the world.
She performed under different pseudonyms: Tera Patrick, Sadie Jordan, Brooke Thomas.
This went on for five years, but in 2005 Tera decided to found her own agency, which helps in the employment of aspiring porn actors. Plus, she has her own porn studio – Teravision, such a play on words (there is a lot of English in this article, listen).
Perhaps this is how Tera decided to help aspiring actors and actresses cope with what she faced herself – exploitation by the owners of porn studios, since the porn business has always been slightly so semi-legal. But this is not certain, perhaps her experience there was beautiful, pure and serene, like dawn over the Adriatic Sea.
AWARDS AND NOMINATIONS
- In 2000, she was named the best debutante;
- And in 2001, too, as many as two studios;
- Also in 2001, she was awarded for Best Orgasm Scene;
- 2002 was the year of erotic photo shoots: Penthouse and Hustler, two famous erotic magazines, awarded her as their best fashion model. She was also awarded in the same way by Genesis magazine in 2004, 2005, 2007.
- Fan favorite – in 2004, 2005, 2006.
- Included in the list of the 100 sexiest women in 2006.
- In the same year, she entered the list of the sexiest girls or wives of rock stars, so it was probably then that she was dating a musician.
- Why was she awarded as Best Female Starlet in 2006, six years after starting her career? God knows.
- Best American Actress – 2007
- Best Interactive Film 2007
- Best Actress and Best Businesswoman of the same year.
- In 2008, she was awarded Best Film with Stylish Background and Interior, Best Film and Best Interactive Film.
- What’s the best starlet again? Guys. It’s not funny anymore.
- In 2009, she became the favorite female star.
- And in 2011 she took the award for the best pornographic site.
ABOUT PERSONAL
Tera was married twice: to musician Ean Seinfeld (and yes, he also starred in porn – well, a typical musician). They split up with him in 2009, and she is now married to a voiceover who provides special effects in her films. They even have a daughter, now (in 2021) she is nine years old.
And yes, in 2010 she did write and release her autobiography, so if you’re interested, welcome.
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